Montana'S Most Unusual Road Name And Shelby'S Football Surprise

  • By Nico
  • Jan. 14, 2026, 3 p.m.

A Road Name That'll Make You Double-Take

Ever stumbled upon a road name that made you do a double-take? Well, in Montana, there's a road name so quirky, you might just laugh out loud. As I was heading to Cut Bank for a broadcast after attending the Montana Chamber of Commerce Business Days at the Capitol in Helena, my GPS surprised me with a peculiar name. While navigating the scenic route through Augusta and Choteau, I heard Siri instruct me to "turn right on Molly's Nipple Road." Yep, you read that right!

What might sound like a prank is actually a real road name in Montana. After a quick giggle and a fact-check with local folks in Cut Bank, it turns out this isn’t a one-off joke. According to Wikipedia, Utah boasts a few peaks with the same eyebrow-raising moniker. It just goes to show, you never know what surprises the open road might have in store.

“Did some farm kid in Valier screw around with Apple maps and Google Maps?” I wondered, but nope, it's all legit and hilarious!”

Shelby's Leap in the Football World

In other news from Cut Bank, Shelby made headlines by upping their game – literally. The town’s high school football team, previously playing 8-man football, has moved up to 11-man. It's a significant shift, as declining enrollments have been a common trend in many towns. So, what's the secret behind Shelby's growth?

The answer lies in education. Shelby is uniquely positioned between Havre and Browning as the only school offering a five-day school week. With many schools shifting to a four-day week, parents are opting for Shelby, boosting student numbers and enabling a full football roster. Dean Lerum, a renowned KSEN sportscaster and local rancher, now coaching Shelby's team, is enthusiastic about the change.

Driving Through Montana's Charm

The trip through Montana was not just about discovering amusing road signs. It was about embracing the breathtaking views of the Rocky Mountain Front and the snow-capped peaks. Whether you choose the highway or a detour with a story, Montana offers a unique blend of nature and humor at every turn.

For those planning a visit, remember, the journey is just as thrilling as the destination. Whether you're stopping by for a sports update or simply taking in the sights, you might just find yourself on a road less traveled, with tales worth sharing.

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