Bizarre Funeral Home Break-In Ends In High-Speed Hearse Crash

A Heist Gone Wrong: Hearse Theft Leads to Crash

In an unexpected turn of events early this morning, a stolen hearse became the unlikely star of a dramatic crash scene in Parkwood. The unsettling incident kicked off when a 38-year-old man reportedly broke into a funeral business on Tonga Place around 4:50 AM, commandeering the hearse as his getaway vehicle.

The getaway was short-lived, ending in just ten minutes with a chaotic crash at a busy intersection. The intersection of Olsen Avenue, Musgrave Avenue, and Napper Road became the center of action as the stolen hearse collided with two other vehicles.

Emergency Response and Arrest

Emergency crews arrived promptly to untangle the mess. A male driver of one of the involved cars was discovered trapped, necessitating a rescue operation by firefighters. Meanwhile, a female driver from another vehicle was fortunate to escape without any injuries.

Officers wasted no time at the scene, swiftly apprehending the suspect from the hearse. He was placed under arrest and transported to the hospital, remaining under police guard.

“Police are now piecing together the bizarre chain of events and are appealing for anyone with dashcam vision from the area to come forward.”

Call for Evidence

With the hearse crash creating a buzz, authorities are keen to unravel the full story behind this bizarre sequence of events. Police are calling on anyone who may have dashcam footage or witnessed the incident to assist in the ongoing investigation. The chaos of the morning remains a puzzle as officers work diligently to connect the dots.