Prank In Parliament: Phone Found Broadcasting Adult Content During Pmqs on OnlyLikeFans

  • By Cole
  • Sept. 11, 2025, 7 p.m.

Parliamentary Prank: Phone Found in Commons

In a bizarre turn of events, a mobile phone was discovered in the House of Commons, reportedly planted there to play adult content as a disruptive prank during Prime Minister’s Questions (PMQs). The device was found during a routine security sweep by officers on Wednesday, raising concerns about security measures within the iconic building.

The phone, which was discovered near the front bench, was apparently positioned strategically to interrupt Sir Keir Starmer’s regular noon session with Kemi Badenoch. The incident has prompted a swift police investigation to unearth the culprit behind this cheeky attempt to steal the spotlight during a formal parliamentary procedure.

Police and Parliament Respond

The Metropolitan Police confirmed that at 10:25 AM on September 3rd, a mobile phone was located in the Commons chamber during a standard security check. "Enquiries have led officers to believe that the phone was purposely placed in a location with the aim of causing disruption to business in the House," said a spokesperson, emphasizing the seriousness of the prank. The police have assured that an investigation is underway, and they are keeping the Speaker and Clerk of the House informed.

“An investigation has been launched and enquiries are ongoing. We have updated the Speaker and Clerk of the House,” stated a representative from the Metropolitan Police.

Security Measures Under Scrutiny

A spokesperson for the UK Parliament underlined the robust security measures in place at the Commons, acknowledging the building's status as a public venue hosting thousands of visitors weekly. The representative assured that safety and security remain a top priority, highlighting extensive security protocols such as visitor screenings and routine area searches.

"Whilst we cannot comment on the detail of our processes, we can confirm that a mobile phone was removed from the Commons Chamber on 3 September – demonstrating the effectiveness of the security measures we have in operation," the spokesperson remarked, indicating that these procedures were instrumental in detecting the planted device.

Cole
Author: Cole
Cole

Cole

Cole covers the infrastructure of the creator economy - OnlyFans, Fansly, Patreon, and the rules that move money. Ex–fact-checker and recovering musicologist, he translates ToS changes, fees, and DMCA actions into clear takeaways for creators and fans. His column Receipts First turns hype into numbers and next steps. LA-based; sources protected; zero patience for vague PR.